What a Night!

Boy oh boy...what a night me and a bunch of friends had last night. We were celebrating one of my good friend's birthday and as usual, what is a birthday without drinks and getting totally sloshed right? So anyway, there were a lot of us and we had wine and champagne (not a good combination I might add). Yes, I know, we are high class people, we don't drink beer, or other cocktails for that matter, but let me tell you, after 4 bottles of red wine and one champange later, everyone was getting woozy. Well I had to be the responsible one and had to send one of my friend back home. So what happens next?

The person I was going to send home, was in another car as my another friend required an escort back to her place. After following her home, my friend hopped into my car feeling woozy herself too. So as I was driving on the highway..guess what??..she asked me to pull over because she wanted to puke! Damn, I was like in the middle of the highway and I couldn't just pull over! So I panicked...and asked her to hold it in...we stopped by a petrol kiosk later for her to sober up..she then opened the door..and 'all hell broke loose'. She was like a total goner and I had to call for backup, but guess what?? NO BACKUP...because everyone else was wasted as well! The only thing I could think of was to get another friend who joined us to come by to help as she was staying the nearest to where we were.

After nearly 1 and half hours later, we manage to get my friend back to her place safe and sound (but not after she fell into her own puke and also knocked her head several times on the car door and dashboard). It was a funny sight man. It's kinda fun to see others in drunk mode. So many stupid things they do. What isn't fun is if you're the one cleaning up after them. Thank God things like this don't happen on a weekly basis.

By the way, after all that drama, my friend didn't remember a thing the next day...

Here is a list of stupid/embarrasing things that were done (or witness) by me and others after being drunk:

1. Jogging on an airport runway
2. End up on the bed of someone of the opposite sex without knowing how
3. Knocking on a sliding glass door, thinking that you could walk through it
4. Hugging a tyre of a car
5. Sticking your face in a toilet bowl
6. 3 girls + 2 guys + 1 king size bed...go figure
7. Driving on the wrong side of the road
8. Getting 'graffiti' written on your hand without you knowing
9. Puking on a mahjong table
10. Slipping over someone elses' puke (gross!!)
11. Bumping and grinding with some stranger
12. Crying like there is no tomorrow